My girlfriend and I were on our way to a Santa themed pub crawl when and had just parked the car when some 8 year old kid came up to us crying and said “those teenagers are messing with me and my brothers” when I looked up about 5 16 or 17 year old guys walk over our way and start explaining themselves to us, claiming the kid and his brothers were throwing snow balls at them.  We (my girlfriend and I) told them to grow up and leave the poor kids alone and they did and left the parking garage.  When did I become old enough for 17 year olds to think I am an authority figure?  I’m 23 and OMGIMTHEADULT.

-Jon Browning

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